Authors: Danny Parker
Lola was sitting on her bed, staring at her favourite toy Buddy.
Buddy was a clown. And he was a clown with
all over his face.
Someone had drawn a pair of glasses on poor old Buddy. And a
Lola knew exactly who had done it.
Why did she have such an annoying brother? Why couldn't he stay out of her room?
Poor Buddy! She would have to wash him, but she knew Buddy hated getting wet.
Nick was standing at her door. He had a big stupid grin on his face. âI thought Buddy needed a new look,' he said. âWhat do you think?'
Lola glared at Nick. She was so angry she couldn't speak. He was
to get him back somehow!
âNo need to thank me,' Nick sang as he went off to his own room.
Lola groaned. âI know what will cheer us up,' she whispered to Buddy. âWe need a little
. Come on!'
At the end of her bed, Lola had a toy box. But it wasn't just
old toy box.
This one was
Lola opened the lid of the toy box and climbed inside with Buddy. She gently closed the lid above them.
Then the toy box filled with a bright light and started to shake. It was a bit like being inside a washing machine!
Lola held on to Buddy and closed her eyes. Her tummy flipped and tumbled.
Finally, the toy box stopped shaking.
Everything went still.
Lola opened her eyes. She took a deep breath, pushed up the lid and climbed out.
She had climbed
her toy box. But she had climbed
She had climbed
a very tall plastic wardrobe.
Buddy climbed out behind her.
âWell, bless my buttons, Lola,' said Buddy, as he closed his eyes and did a nice big stretch.
âIt's good to be back in the Kingdom!'
Lola smiled. She
hearing Buddy talk. He said some funny things!
The toy box always brought them somewhere in the Kingdom. It was the place where toys came when children weren't playing with them.
The question was,
in the Kingdom were they today?
âHey, the toy box has become a wardrobe,' said Lola. âPerhaps we're in Narnia.'
Buddy looked puzzled. âI beg your buttons?' he said.
âDoesn't matter,' said Lola with a smile. She looked around.
They were in a very fancy bedroom. There was a huge bed, a chair that looked like a throne, and the tall wardrobe.
Only â and this was strange â everything was made of
Lola looked closely. It was all made out of hundreds of tiny little plastic bricks.
Everything was shiny. And yellow. Very, very yellow.
âThere's only one place in the Kingdom made of plastic,' said Buddy slowly, looking worried. Then he went silent.
âWell?' Lola asked. âWhere do you think we are?'
But before Buddy could answer, Lola felt an odd thumping.
Everything seemed to
. It was a bit like when Nick stomped down the hallway at home. Only
Lola wanted to explore the strange plastic world, but the thumping was getting
She looked at Buddy. Under his drawn-on glasses, his big eyes were even
He looked scared.
The thumping sounded like marching feet.
of marching feet.
And they were coming closer!
âQuick!' hissed Buddy. âHide!'
âWho's coming?' asked Lola as she rolled under the huge bed. âAnd where are we?'
âWe're in the Plastic Palace, of course!' whispered Buddy.
He sounded more scared than ever. âIn
thought Lola with a shiver.
She knew that Nevercalm was the home of the evil Plastic Prince. She also knew that he had formed an army of Almost Toys.
Lola tucked herself out of sight. Buddy ducked behind the throne.
The marching was much
Lola was quiet, but her mind was racing. She knew there was a battle going on in the Kingdom. A battle between the Great High Bear and the Plastic Prince.
If Buddy was right, and they really were in Nevercalm, then the toy box had taken them to a very
All the toys that Lola knew agreed on one thing: Nevercalm was the
land in the Kingdom.
But then Lola had a comforting thought.
âThey can't be looking for us,' she whispered. âNo-one knows we're here yet.'
But before Buddy could answer, the marching stopped.
The door handle turned. The door slowly squeaked open.
Lola held her breath. She didn't want to get caught. They'd only just arrived! Where was the fun in that?
Lola peeped out from under the bed. She saw a large plastic soldier peering into the room.
The toy didn't look very well made. Lola reckoned she could have done a better job herself.
It wasn't very well painted, either.
Lola was still holding her breath. But any moment now, she would have to gasp for air â¦
Luckily, the toy soldier stepped back and closed the door behind him. As soon as the door clicked shut, the marching began again.
âPhew!' said Buddy, standing up on his wobbly long legs. âBy my buttons, that was
Lola rolled out and stood up too.
âThat was an Almost Toy, wasn't it?' she asked softly, but she already knew the answer.
Buddy nodded so hard his floppy hat bobbed up and down.
âI thought so,' whispered Lola. âIt's just like the ones I've seen in other parts of the Kingdom.'
Lola listened as the sound of marching feet faded away. âThey've gone now,' she said. âLet's go and explore!'
âBut it's not safe!' cried Buddy.
âOh, Buddy!' said Lola. âIt's never totally safe in the Kingdom. But it's always fun. Come on!'
And she flung open the door and
down the corridor.
The corridor was long and straight. And very
Lola raced down it. Buddy chased after her as quickly as his big clompy clown shoes could carry him.
He had just caught up with her when Lola noticed that one of Buddy's buttons was flashing.
She pointed. âLook, Buddy!'
âWell, twist my toggle!' he said. âSomeone's trying to contact me.'
Lola peered at the button. It looked ordinary, but a red light was
in the middle.
âHow clever!' said Lola. She didn't know Buddy's buttons could do that.
âHow does it work?' she asked.
âIt's a signal,' Buddy replied. âIt will lead us to whoever is calling.'
âCome on, then,' Lola said. âYou lead the way.'
As they hurried on, Buddy kept checking his button. âWe're getting closer. I can feel it in my stuffing.'
Lola raised her eyebrows. She knew buttons were really important in the Kingdom. But still, she was surprised.
âUseful things, buttons,' Buddy said importantly. âWhat did you think they were for?'
Lola nearly said,
For keeping up your pants?
But then she thought better of it.
âWe'd better be quiet,' said Buddy, as they got further down the corridor. âWe mustn't be seen by the Almost Toys.'
Lola didn't know much about the Almost Toys, but she did know that all the other toys were scared of them.
Was it because they were different? Or because they were plastic, and the other toys were made from soft fabric or fur?
Or maybe the Almost Toys hadn't been played with very much, and so they weren't quite toys at all. Not quite, but
Buddy stopped and stared at the yellow wall ahead. He took another look at his button.
Lola shivered. She loved the Kingdom, but it could be quite scary sometimes.
âOK, are you ready?' he asked Lola in a serious voice.
âCan you see that doorway?' asked Buddy.
She couldn't see
âThe signal is coming from inside,' Buddy said.
It didn't look like a doorway to Lola. It looked like just another shiny plastic panel in the endless plastic corridor.
âThere's nothing here,' said Lola.
âNothing is ever as it seems in Nevercalm,' Buddy explained. âThere'll be a switch somewhere.'
He ran his soft mittens over the plastic wall.
Lola stood beside Buddy and copied him.
âOh!' she said suddenly.
To her delight, she felt a
on one of the panels.
âLucky Lola with the clever fingers!' said Buddy. âFlick the switch. And on the count of three, we push.'
Lola could feel her heart beating as she flicked the switch.
âOne, two â¦'
But before they got to three, the door
and Lola and Buddy fell through!
âHey! Grand entrance!' said a deep voice.
Lola was staring at a pair of furry, orange paws.
âWell, don't just lie there,' said the voice.
Buddy leapt up. âFelix!' he cried. âSon of the Great High Bear himself!'
Lola stood up as Buddy threw his arms around Felix. Then she shook Felix's paw politely.
Felix was one of Lola's old toys. She had left him at her gran's one day. Felix came to the Kingdom because she wasn't playing with him. But then he decided to stay there.
He was needed to help his father run the Kingdom.
Lola was proud of Felix. He was brave and clever, and an important bear in the Kingdom.
âI'm so glad you could make it,' said Felix. âI need your help. Look!'
He took a letter from his bag and passed it to Lola.
She began to read:
âIt took me ages to find the right room,' said Felix. âThey all look the same, you know. Yellow!'
âHow did you get in here?' asked Lola.
âI stick to the shadows,' Felix said with a smile. âAnd paws don't make much noise.'
Buddy looked very impressed. âWell, pull out my
and call me a pillow case!'
Felix and Lola laughed.
âThis place is crawling with Almost Toys,' said Buddy. âWe just heard a whole army of them!'
âCan't worry about that sort of thing,' said Felix, shrugging. âNot when there are
plans to steal back.'
Lola cleared her throat. âMay I ask a question?'
âFire away,' said Felix.
âIf you can slip in and out of dangerous places so easily,' Lola asked, âthen why did you call for our help?'
âGood question, Lola,' said Felix. âI didn't need help to get in here. And I'll be fine getting out. But I need help to reach that.'
Felix pointed his furry paw to the middle of the room. Set into the floor was a huge safe.
Something was not quite right about it.
âUmm, Felix?' said Buddy, scratching his woolly hair. âThat doesn't look very hard to reach.'
Lola crept closer to the safe.
âBut Buddy,' she said slowly, âyou said
in Nevercalm is as it seems, remember?'
Lola leaned over to get a better look at the safe.
And what did she see?
, looking back!
âIt's a mirror!' cried Lola. âThe real safe is up there.'
She pointed up at the ceiling.
âWell done, Lola!' said Felix. âAnd the stolen plans are inside.'
Lola smiled at Felix.
Then she thought for a moment. It seemed that they had
âFirst, we need to get up there to open the safe,' she said. âThen we need to work out the code to get into it.'
Felix nodded. âThere is a key pad on the safe with letters, not numbers,' he said. âSo it must be a code
Lola thought about that.
âI've got an idea. Let's see which letters on the key pad have been used the most.'
âWe'll never see from down here,' said Buddy, staring up at the roof.
âOf course we will,' said Lola, kneeling down. âWe'll use the mirror.'
They huddled around the mirror on the floor.
Buddy gave a cry when he saw himself in the mirror. âTwist my
! What happened to me?'
âOh sorry, Buddy!' groaned Lola. âMy brother thought glasses and a moustache would suit you.'
Felix smiled at Buddy. âI thought it was your new look, friend. I rather like it.' Buddy took another look, then turned to Lola. âHmmmpppphh!' was all he said.
Lola turned back to look at the letters again, trying not to laugh.
âThe most worn letters will make up the code word,' she said extra seriously.
Most of the letters looked brand-new. But sure enough, some looked a little worn.
âI think it's
. And definitely
Felix pulled out a piece of paper.
Lola wrote the letters down. Buddy watched over her shoulder.
Buddy studied the letters. â
!' he cried.
?' said Felix. âWhat does that mean?'
âTangled laces, you're right!' said Buddy. âIt should be a real word. Hang on.' He went back to studying the letters.
!' he cried next.
âBuddy,' said Lola. âCan you make an actual word from these letters?'
âLet me see. Yes â¦ yes â¦ yes. Um, no.' Buddy shook his head sadly.
âDid we miss a letter?' asked Felix.
Lola stared at the key pad again. âI don't think so,' she said.
Lola was quiet for a few moments.
She arranged the letters this way and that. Then she smiled and wrote something new down. She held up the paper for them to see.
âOh, you're good, Lola,' said Felix, smiling. âYou're very good.'
And what Lola had written?
Felix was delighted. Buddy turned a quick cartwheel. Lola was happy too, but something still didn't feel quite right.
âOK,' said Buddy. âWe have the code word. Now how do we reach the key pad to type it in?'
âWe'll never climb up there,' said Felix. âToo high.'
âAnyone carrying a spare ladder?' joked Buddy.
âWe're not carrying
,' said Lola.
Buddy checked his pockets.
âLooking for these?' Felix asked. In his paws were three juggling balls. âYou lent them to me, remember?'
âAre you thinking what I'm thinking?' grinned Buddy, taking the balls from Felix.
Felix nodded. âYou can hit the letters from down here.'
why you called me!' said Buddy, an even bigger clown grin on his face than usual.
Felix clapped his friend on the back. âIf anyone can do this, it's you.'
âBuddy the juggler, at your service!' said the clown.
He started to juggle.
good. Lola was always surprised at how clever her favourite toy was.
Slowly, Buddy started to send the balls higher. And higher.
Almost to the ceiling.
âI'm ready to give it a try,' called Buddy.
He was about to aim the first ball at the letter
, when Lola suddenly pushed him aside.
âStop!' she cried.
The balls fell to the floor. Buddy looked at her, his big eyes confused.
She'd realised what was bothering her. âIt won't be
,' she said. âIt's too obvious.'
âWhat do you mean?' said Buddy.
âIt's like you said,' Lola told him. âNothing in Nevercalm is as it seems. It won't be
She paused, her mind racing. Then she looked up. âI think it will be the opposite.'
âIf you're wrong, Lola â¦' Felix trailed off.
âI'm not sure,' she replied. âBut I think it will be
, but backwards. Like seeing the words in the mirror.'
Felix looked at Lola for a long moment. Then he nodded. âGet ready, Buddy. I'll call out the letters. You hit them!'
Lola held her breath.
Buddy was magnificent. He didn't miss a single throw.
C! I! T! S! A! L! P!
The door to the safe hummed a little and clicked, then slowly opened.
âYou've done it, Buddy! You've done it!'
Felix was dancing from paw to paw.
As the safe door opened, it started raining.
But it was raining paper!
Felix, Buddy and Lola grinned at each other.
That's when all the lights started flashing.
And somewhere not too far away, a
very loud alarm
blast my buckle
!' said Buddy, over the noise of the alarm. âThat can't be good.'
Lola felt the floor start to vibrate. âI think they know we're here,' she called.
âIt's the Almost Toys,' said Felix. âMarching this way!'
Suddenly this wasn't quite so much fun.
This was the first time Lola had helped someone break into a
and steal back some
Lola had never been in a real scrape before. In fact, she'd never done anything dangerous at all.
Fighting with Nick didn't count.
âI have an idea,' she said. Then Lola quickly explained what it was.
From time to time Buddy cried, âImpossible!' or, âYou can't be serious!' But when she was finished, there was silence.
Then Felix said, âI knew it would be handy having a real girl around!'
âIt's decided then?' she asked.
âHang on,' said Buddy. âThere's a problem.'
âFor your plan to work, I'll need a disguise. The Almost Toys know who I am. They will arrest me!'
âI don't think so,' said Felix. âNot with your new look.'
âBless my buttons, of course!' said Buddy. He pretended to smooth his moustache. âThe new-look Buddy. Let me at them!'
Lola carefully sorted all the plans into two folders. She gave one folder to Felix and the other to Buddy.
âJust be confident,' she told Buddy. âThen they'll believe you.'
The sound of marching was getting closer. The Almost Toys would be at the door at any moment.
âReady?' she asked.
Buddy and Felix nodded.
Lola was glad that they were ready. Because she wasn't at all sure
Felix opened the plastic door â and then he and Lola hid behind it.
Almost Toys filled the corridor as far as you could see. They were almost identical soldiers, but not quite.
They were almost marching in time, but not quite.
They were almost
, but not quite.
Looking through the crack in the door, Lola was sure that she recognised some of them. Didn't Nick have a set of toys just like these?
Buddy stepped out of the room and into the corridor. The entire army stopped at once.
stopped at once.
Buddy cleared his throat. He stood up straight, took a deep breath and tried to say, âWell done!'
But his voice was as wonky as his long legs.
A strange muttering came from the Almost Toys.
Lola had planned to stay hidden.
She didn't think the Almost Toys would be pleased to see a real girl. But she knew she had to help her friend.
Lola stepped out from her hiding spot with a flourish. âThe Plastic Prince will be proud,' she said. âYou got here very quickly! Very quickly indeed.'
Buddy smiled gratefully at Lola. But she wasn't sure her plan was going to work.
The Almost Toys were probably going to grab her and throw her in prison. Or whatever it was that Almost Toys did to real girls who were caught stealing
With Lola by his side, Buddy found his voice again. âThe Plastic Prince asked us to break into the safe, to see if the alarm worked,' he boomed. âAnd to see how quickly you could get here!'
Some of the Almost Toys started to look around at one another.
âThis was a test,' said Lola. âAnd you've passed!'
Buddy was nodding in an important kind of way. âYou will be rewarded.'
âBut the final part of the test,' said Lola in her best adult voice, âis to return the secret plans to the Plastic Prince.'
The Almost Toys all looked at one another.
âWhich of you brave guards will take these plans back to your leader?' Lola added.
There was a pause. By now, Lola's heartbeat was
. She was sure the Almost Toys could hear it.
Suddenly there was a rush as every plastic hand shot into the air.
Almost Toys were hopping up and down on the spot, chanting, âMe, me! Oh, choose me!'
Buddy offered the folder to the nearest Almost Toy. It grabbed the folder and began marching back along the corridor.
Not wanting to be left out, all the other Almost Toys marched off after it.
Lola and Buddy watched as the entire army moved back down the corridor. They weren't even trying to march in time now.
Felix's furry head appeared from his hiding place behind the door. âWell, that seemed to go well,' he said, beaming. He was still clutching the second folder.
Lola smiled. âThey aren't very bright, are they?'
âNo,' said Felix. âBut when they find out they've been tricked, they'll be back!'
Lola, Felix and Buddy crept back along the corridor to the plastic bedroom. They watched for Almost Toys all the way.
âWhat was in the folder you gave the Almost Toys?' asked Felix.
âOh, not much. Lists, some letters, and the recipe for the Plastic Prince's
Buddy and Felix laughed.
âWill you come home with us, Felix?' asked Buddy, opening the door of the tall plastic wardrobe.
âI can't,' said Felix. âI must return these plans to my father. The Plastic Prince has not been stopped. We've slowed him down, but we haven't defeated him yet.'
Lola felt the floor vibrate again. She looked up at Felix.
âThey're coming back,' Felix said. âYou need to hurry.'
âWill you be OK?' asked Lola.
Felix nodded. âI'll stick to the shadows,' he said. âGo now. And
both for your help. I'll see you again.'
Buddy and Lola climbed into the tall plastic wardrobe.
the plastic wardrobe, but Lola climbed
her toy box. They were safe and sound, back in her bedroom.
Lola pulled Buddy out of the toy box and popped him on the pillow on her bed.
âBless your buttons, Buddy,' she said. âI think your new glasses and moustache suit you. What do you think? Shall we keep them?'
Lola decided she wouldn't get Nick back for it after all. It wasn't worth starting a war over.
But her favourite toy was silent. He could only talk to her in the Kingdom. Lola sighed. She missed having proper chats with Buddy.
had mixed feelings when she came back from the Kingdom. She liked being home. But she was sad to be away from all the adventures.
Lola smiled. Then she started to giggle. She just couldn't resist it. She grabbed Buddy and jumped back into the toy box.
âCome on, Buddy boy!' she cried. âLet's go again!' And she closed the lid above her.
The Plastic Palace
published in 2015 by
Hardie Grant Egmont
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